sex meme

note: No one tagged me for this meme, so I don't think I need to tag anyone else.

Some of my answers to these questions show shocking ignorance, so have mercy on me.

This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:

1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.

2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.

3. You must tag three people.


1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?

I like afternoon and early evening best. That's when my sex drive is strongest and I have the energy.


2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?

Neither--something classical would work, though.


3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?

Pictures.


4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?

Who are these people?


5. Vibrator or Dildo?

Vibrator.


6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?

Lights on. But see answer #1. In the afternoon, lights aren't an issue.


7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?

Cunt--I never use the p word.


8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?

I would like either, though we never do over the knee.


9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?

Elevator.


10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?

I'm not familiar with either of these people. The first name is familiar--I'm thinking they're porn stars.


11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?

Cock, though I do use dick sometimes.


12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?

I don't know who these people are. The second name is familiar--I'm thinking these are porn stars too.


13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?

I prefer soft things.


14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?

I am interested in having anal sex but have never tried either of these.


15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?

I would rather strip, but only very few people would be interested.


16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?

Two boys.


17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?

Never tried either.


18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?

The first.


19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?

Sex while strangers watch. Though I think I would prefer sex while friends watch.


20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?

I don't know what a St Andrew's Cross is, so I'll take the bed.